Cats That Think They’re Bigger Than They Are: Hugo and Baby Kitty

Harsh words were exchanged recently between Sunnyside’s renown influencer Hugo (@hugocatpdx) and neighborhood darling Baby Kitty following Hugo’s advance into Baby Kitty’s territory. A reputable source reported that Hugo approached Baby Kitty’s well-established sit-spot yowling, expecting the smaller Baby Kitty to relinquish the spot. However, Baby Kitty stayed his ground, and he transformed into his next evolution: Big-Boy Cat! Hugo, shocked at his intimidating new opponent, retreated. He has not responded to our journalists request for comment, and we encourage our readers to be respectful of his privacy at this embarrassing time.

Baby Kitty (going by Big-Boy Cat only in formal situations) continues to enjoy humble kingdom on Yamhill. If you are so inclined to leave him a gift, he is accepting words of affirmation and feathers.

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