Freakish Birds Deliver Frisky Weather and Big Egos

Brontë, Fizzy, and that dango Miss Millie!

Long-necked birds have once again brought frisky weather with them as they migrate over the city, and our eyes are dilated about it! We talked to some LaSalle cats on SE Madison about the change of season: “Watch out, we comin’,” says Fizzy, “The longer nights really rev us up.” Brontë added, “Indeed, our full powers return with the season of the moon. We thank the long-necked feather gods for delivering us the season, and we wish them the best as they travel to the southern world.”

Miss Millie was of a different opinion: “It’s just immodest to show that much neck. I appreciate the season of the moon, but I don’t believe that it’s brought by those wh*rish birds.” That dango Millie! She thinks those birds are wh*rish, wait till she meets a Northern flicker!