AITA for pissing on this random dude’s shirt while he’s in my bed?

Submission from tuxedomack69

So this guy who I’ve never met comes into my room and starts taking off his clothes, which apparently my human is fine with? But did they ask me? Yes, actually they did, and I said “this guy is too young for you,” but she can’t speak cat as well as I thought she could I guess, so this is just happening in my room, on my bed. Well, I decide since his shirt is on my floor, maybe I should piss on it so he knows who the man in the house is. So am I the asshole?

 Sweet Miss Til Response

NTA. My mother taught me that it’s important to piss on a male human’s shirt early in the relationship to see how he reacts. If this fella reacted well, then I don’t think you need to do the piss test a second time. If he reacted sourly, next time, it’ll be a shit!