Too Many Big Boyz in Gang Buckman Big Boyz?

Locals around 22nd and Taylor have reported major infighting between two of Buckman’s most notorious Big Boyz: Jasper and Bumbi. “Jasper is a manspreader,” said Bumbi, “I can’t go one house over without him challenging me to a duel.” Jasper, legs spread wide in a grooming position, refused to comment. “And this is why it should have been Buckman Big Broads, and I’ve always said that,” offered our very own culture critic Sweet Miss Til. “The Boyz act like they’re not neutered—HA! The BBBroads would be a much more powerful and diplomatic force in our neighborhood.” Could the BBBoyz become the BBBroads? We appreciate any news our readers have regarding this developing story.

Special Thanks to Carrie for sending us Bumbi/Jasper updates.