Mr. Man’s Clandestine Food Raids Disgruntle Elder Cat

Wally, astounded, watches Mr. Man eat his food.

Neighborhood hotshot Mr. Man has been eating from Wally’s food bowl! Wally, a 14-year-old gentleman who can do no wrong, is mildly peeved that his leftovers are being eaten—watching his food rot is one of his favorite pastimes. Wally asks that the young “whippersnapper” Mr. Man “discontinue such base and reckless activity.” Mr. Man declined to comment, but he did wink at us, and we blushed.

Special thanks to Mike and Wally for this story.