Who is Strong Michael, and How Strong is He?

Strong Michael displays his signature swaggar.

Strong Michael is a local orange tomcat (of course he is) that lurks around SE Grant and 35th. He has delusions of grandeur and the strength of a thousand teefers¹. Strong Michael has been intimidating a local dog Nutmeg (wow we almost forgot dogs exist here!) and his family. Nutmeg claims that Strong Michael is “immortal” and “rude,” and while we all know that dogs notoriously have bad takes, we are urging readers to take precautions when traveling in the area.

Special thanks to Hannah and Nutmeg for this important intel.



¹teefers (plural noun): refers to more than one toof. See also teef.